funny sms for facebook status

Fighting Styles :
1980's:
Meet me at the ground and i'll show u !!
1990's:
Dare to come at my place..
Then u'll know who i am !!
2000's:
Phone pe sher mat ban
Saamne aa to dekhta hoon !!
2012's:
Tu facebook pe mil saale...!
Teri wall pe aise comment maarunga
K account hi delete kar dega..