Men without beard? Yeah! That's how 2 year olds look like.
When you exit a railway station and random autowaalas and taxiwaalas be like 'sir ji auto, sir ji taxi' is a poor man's celebrity feel! :')
when life is sweet, say thank you & celebrate. When life is bitter, say thank you & grow!
just be yourself. Let people see the real, imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful, magical, person that you are!
Do chaar ladkiya heels dalke ek saath chale to aisi aawaz aati hai maano ghode chal rahe ho!
If your piss isn’t clear, you need more beer!
It's funny how my approach towards life changes with every movie that I watch.
Thanks for replying late to my messages. I was starting to get interested in you.
Today I'm going to get past the fact that 80% of the human population is annoying.
I love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test.
Those fake vibrations your phone does when you're expecting a text...
There's a big difference between being anti-social and just not fucking with people who are full of shit.
I love arguing with you so much, I'll bring a Ouija board to your funeral.
You're looking exceptionally stalkable today. :')
Everything happens for a reason, mostly to make you miserable.
When somebody stays up late to talk to you, it really means something. And by something I mean, they were getting bored.
Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me.
I'm here for you. As long as you don't ask me for anything.
Please avoid any kind of surgery for few months otherwise doctors may remove kidney to purchase new iPhone.
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